Will you blow on my dice?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
