508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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