i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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