She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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