I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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