my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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