Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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