Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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