dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i think my mom watched the whole time
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
