The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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