dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
There are leaves in my underwear?
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