i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I currently don't understand fingers.
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