Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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