Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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