Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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