At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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