Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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