Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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