he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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