it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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