Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
