good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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