Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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