You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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