Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
