You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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