is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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