On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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