found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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