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I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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