found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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