And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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