This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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