Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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