: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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