Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
