That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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