Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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