Define "chronic" masturbator.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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