so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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