Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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