Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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