Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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