Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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