Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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