yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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