were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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