I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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