I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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