margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Pants are for mortals
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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